Archive for augusti, 2009

Why we love men

16 augusti 2009

A friend of mine, Julia, sent me the text below. When I tried to get in touch with her to ask if she herself had written it, she had already left on a trip and I don’t know exactly when she will be coming back.

I checked on the Internet and guess what I discovered? That there are many discussion groups on this subject! In other words, nowadays women are looking for reasons to fall in love with the opposite sex. As a man who agrees with some of these reasons, I made a list based on what they say:

We love men because they can’t fake an orgasm, even if they wanted to.

Because they will never understand us, yet even so they go on trying.

Because they still manage to see our beauty, even when we ourselves no longer believe it.

Because they understand equations, politics, maths and economics, but not the feminine heart.

Because they are lovers who only rest when we have had (or pretend to have had) pleasure.

Because they manage to raise sport to something bordering on religion.

Because they are never afraid of the dark.

Because they insist on fixing things that are beyond their capacity, and dedicate themselves to this with the same enthusiasm as an adolescent, and get frustrated when they don’t succeed.

Because they are like pomegranates: most of them is impossible to digest, but the seeds are delicious.

Because they never comment on what the neighbors might think.

Because we always know what they are thinking, and when they open their mouth they say exactly what we imagined they would.

Because they never dreamed of torturing themselves wearing high heels.

Because they love to explore our body and conquer our soul.

Because a 14-year-old girl can leave them speechless, and a 25-year-old woman can tame them quite effortlessly.

Because they are always attracted by extremes: the opulent or the ascetic, warriors or monks, artists or generals.

Because they do absolutely everything possible to try to hide their weaknesses.

Because a man’s biggest fear is not being a man (it never crosses a woman’s mind not to be a woman).

Because they always eat everything on their plate, and don’t feel guilty about it.

Because they take great delight in completely uninteresting matters, such as what happened at work, or different makes of automobiles.

Because they have shoulders where we can rest our heads and sleep without much effort.

Because they are at peace with their bodies, except for small, insignificant things like growing bald and getting fat.

Because they are incredibly courageous in front of insects.

Because they never lie about their age.

Because despite everything they try to demonstrate, they can’t live without a woman.

Because when we tell one of them “I love you”, they always ask us to explain exactly how.

One reader, Kristen, claims that we know absolutely nothing about feminine nature, and sends us the following list:

1 – We women are born detectives. In our eyes, all men are suspect and their adventures will end up being discovered – it’s just a matter of time.

2 – Even if we are not in love with you, hearing “I love you” is a balm to our souls. And if you don’t say it, we will notice and become sad.

3 – The same thing happens with “you are beautiful”. It takes less than two seconds to say these three magical words, which can change our nightmares into real fairy tales.

4 – If we ask what clothes we should wear, don’t be annoyed if we put on exactly the opposite of what you chose – that’s part of our nature.

5 – At a party we are capable of scanning the whole room in less than a minute to find out what interests us. Just watch.

6 – We think of sex with the same compulsion as men – or maybe even more so. The only difference is that we don’t show it.

7 – If we don’t accept immediately an invitation to dinner or a first date, don’t worry – we just need a few days to lose the extra kilos that we always feel are ruining our lives.

8 – Women always remember everything. If you ask when we met, none of us will say: “at a party”. We will say: “it was a Tuesday, right after a dinner where they served salad and chicken broth, and you were wearing a black blazer and designer shoes, and so on.

9 – However much love we are capable of giving, there are seven days when we want to be far from everything and everybody. You have two options: tie yourself to a lamp-post and wait till the storm is over, or else go the nearest jeweler’s and buy a present. We recommend the second option.

10 – We have as much power of reasoning as men do. But we don’t need to make this evident, otherwise you will feel insecure. Women who do that end up alone.

11 – We love all kinds of hair on the male body, although waxing is our favorite torture.

12 – We hate making love when we don’t feel like it, but we do it anyway, and you will never be able to notice the difference.

13 – Play with our pets and our children, and we will play with you. Ignore them, and we will ignore you too.

14 – Women are equipped with X-ray vision. We can look at hard, dark eyes and discover the child hiding behind them. We can stare at angel-blue eyes and discover the demon that lies there. We know when men are pretending to be sleeping from tiredness or – more obviously – when they are pretending not to be sleeping with someone else.

15 – Not all women want marriage and children. Many just want orgasms and pets.

16 – When delicateness is genuine, it can melt our hardened hearts.

17 – If we have some problem to discuss with you, don’t try to give us the solution, we already have one. It’s just a pretext to prevent the relationship ending in boredom.

Källa: www.warriorofthelight.com

Skoja med Fuglesang

15 augusti 2009

Vill du pigga upp någon du är intresserad av? Skicka det här till henne/honom:

”Om någon vecka ska Fuglesang ut i rymden igen. När han kommer tillbaka ska alla ha klätt ut sig till apor. Det är viktigt att ni sprider informationen till era vänner och att alla är med, annars funkar inte skämtet.”

(Källa: Facebook)

Marie i Helsingborgs dagblad

12 augusti 2009

Den här artikeln i Helsingborgs dagblad är verkligen läsvärd. Inte bara för att jag är med 😉 utan för att det är en rolig grej.

Och samtidigt lite lätt tragisk förstås. Läs mer här samt här.

Kvinna, det här är du värd! (Kedjebrev)

11 augusti 2009

Hej!
Äntligen ett ordentligt ”kedjebrev” som ger resultat ! Till skillnad mot normala kedjebrev så kan du inte förlora något, du kan bara vinna!
Skicka bara detta e-brev vidare till 9 kvinnor.

Instruktioner: Packa ner din make/pojkvän/motsvarande i en stor kartong. Glöm inte att göra lufthål och skicka honom till personen överst på listan. Snart så kommer ditt namn att vara överst på listan och då kommer du att få 823 542 män.

Statistiskt så kommer det att finnas:
0,5 – 1 Mr World
2,5 – 3 Toppmodeller
463 Idrottsstjärnor
3 234 Sjövilda män
20 198 Män som gör allt du begär
40 197 Män som står sig hela natten.
Totalt så kommer du att erhålla 64 294 män som är mycket påhittigare, läckrare och mer potenta än skrothögen som du redan har. Och bäst av alltså kommer garanterat ditt originalpaket inte tillbaka till dig.

VARNING! Bryt inte detta kedjebrev. En kvinna som gjorde det fick tillbaka sin man i samma gamla kalsonger men mycket elakare än förut efter att ha suttit i en papplåda i 3 veckor. Dessutom så blev hon tvungen att skicka sin nya Toppmodell, som precis hade flyttat in, till sin väninna.
Du måste tro på detta e-brev. Det är ett utomordentligt bra sätt att förbättra livet utan tråkiga fotbollsmatcher, jobbiga middagar och långa diskussioner om städning. Medan jag sänder detta e-brev så har kvinnan som är nummer 6 på listan redan erhållit 837 män och hon har 452 oöppnade paket i hallen.

Med vänliga hälsningar

En riktig väninna 🙂

Snarkande singlar?

10 augusti 2009

Sitter just nu och funderar över vilken tidning som kan vara intresserad av statistik om snarkande singlar.

Förslag, någon? 🙂

Vill ha! (Mazda Miata)

09 augusti 2009

4100608325-1Den här bilen vill jag ha! Om du händelsevis känner att du vill ge bort en till mig. Helst röd förstås men jag är flexibel. 🙂

Marie i Aftonbladet!

07 augusti 2009

Vill stolt meddela att jag återigen lyckats ta mig in i en av Sveriges största tidningar! Denna gång blev det Aftonbladet. Jag gillar inte bilden men min älskling tycker att jag ser lite pilsk ut. 🙂

(Och det är mycket möjligt att jag var det också. 😉